Good evening. Thank you for the opportunity to speak to the graduating class.
Before we begin, I want to clarify some important points. First, my real name on my birth certificate is actually Jenny, not Jennifer. Second, unfortunately I can not do everything, although I do try. Third, I somehow manage to get enough sleep each night. And finally, perhaps most importantly, I am not a robot.I know what you think, that I was designed by some gang of engineers, strategically scheduled to move up in the elementary and middle school before my final message boards invasion Morristown High School.
